There was a right royal kerfuffle back in the early 80s when a young Lady Diana Spencer posed with a couple of children in a flimsy skirt which, thanks to fortuitous back-lighting, showed off her shapely legs. These days it takes much more than the outline of a pair of
Shelley Bridgeman: Exposing royal wardrobe malfunctions

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Prince William and his wife, Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, visited the very windy Blue Mountains in Sydney. Photo / AP

Then, of course, in France a photographer with a long-range lens snapped the Duchess while topless on a villa balcony. It was a long way from the road nonetheless there was (clearly) a direct sightline available from a public space. For the average person that distance should provide sufficient comfort to allow you to throw caution to the wind. But when you're fodder for the international paparazzi, it doesn't seem like the wisest place to dispense with your bikini top.
Perhaps Kate is too young to remember photographers snapping a topless Sarah Ferguson with a toe-sucking Texan - or the Prince of Wales being shot naked at a chateau. Since both these incidents occurred in France, perhaps one could draw the conclusion that this particular country isn't the best place for royals hoping to get their kit off while staying out of the tabloids.
For many people such intrusive photographs bring back memories of how Diana, Princess of Wales was treated by the paparazzi. While she never had the wardrobe malfunctions Kate is fast becoming known for, she was hounded throughout her engagement, marriage, divorce - and, tragically, even in the final moments of her life.
There's some criticism of Kate's attention to detail that day in Australia. She was on a highly publicised overseas tour, on an official engagement, in public, outdoors and surely she knew that cameras would follow her every move. A longer dress, a more fitting dress, trousers, a slip, underwear or weights sewn in the offending hemline were all available options. Yet she didn't seem to have taken any such measures. Perhaps she was inspired by the bare-bottomed Maori warrior she encountered in New Zealand on the same tour.
Prince William and Kate meet a Maori warrior their visit to New Zealand. Photo / AFP
All four parties played a part in this latest regal hoo-ha: the young woman who hasn't quite mastered the art of dressing like a royal, the photographer who took the shot and then sold it, the news organisations who decided to publish it - and a public with a thirst for cheap thrills at someone else's expense.