Suzanne enjoyed her chicken and ham croquettes despite a slightly stale taste from the oil they'd been deep-fried in. Meanwhile Brian, who can't take the heat of chorizo, was giving away half of his charcuterie plate to the rest of us.
Our main courses arrived in good time, leaving us plenty of time to soak up the Ponsonby buzz. Ella's owners describe this as a cafe and lounge, and the turnover of tables is fast. During the couple of hours we were there we had three different sets of neighbours.
My veal schnitzel with German potato salad looked pretty generous but I soon realised either it was a seriously skinny piece of meat or it had been overcooked. After I'd given up on it, the portion left on my plate was as stiff and dry as a piece of cardboard. There was no sauce, save a wedge of lemon, no sprinkle of herbs or even a smear of gravy to pep up the flavour. The only things different about the salad were the chopped gherkins in the mayonnaise and that it was served warm.
Brian, our pork belly specialist, dealt to his confit version with caramelised apples, all sitting on a pile of creamy mash. His verdict: by no means outstanding.
Suzanne's snapper, which was perfectly cooked, came with a gritty squid ink paella. But Eugene complained for the first time ever. His homemade tagiatelle with pumpkin, pine nuts and spinach, was, he said, boring. I tried a forkful and actually rather liked its creamy texture, but it was definitely on the bland side.
It says a lot when an oven-baked carrot special is the high-point of the meal.
Things did not improve. While the creme brulee was large and interesting with its layer of feijoas, it could have done with a reheat under the grill. My apple crumble was tooth-shatteringly crunchy on top, raw underneath and not sweet enough. And the scoop of accompanying icecream was tiny.
The pavlova was a flat meringue sandwiched with a thin smear of cream and even the hot chocolate pudding did not meet Brian's approval.
Our meals could have been vastly improved by simply arranging them more artfully on our plates.
Rating out of 10
Food: 6
Service: 5
Value: 7
Ambience: 8
Our meal: $336.70 for four entrees, main courses and desserts, plus one bottle and two glasses of wine, a coffee and two cups of tea.
Wine list: Although not as extensive as their online list, the tired paper version ticked all the bases with a few surprises.
Verdict: Eastern-leaning European cuisine, with a few distinct notes from Germany, served in a beautiful and relaxing space so near and yet so far from the madding crowds. Probably best on week-nights.