Watching the maestros hauling the meat from the fire, sending sparks flying, then expertly carving it up in front of us was a form of torture, and it was all I could do to resist reaching over the counter to grab the stray morsels of crispiness that were escaping the chopping board. Others waiting behind us for a by now much-coveted counter seat reminded me of a pack of salivating dogs and I knew we looked the same.
When our respective wooden boards appeared, piled with short rib for me and sirloin and lamb for my respective dining pals, our grins widened and we may have drooled. Along with the meat, therewas a decent bunch of salad greens and a dish of dark green oily chimichurri (the traditional herb, garlic and vinegar sauce) that when draped over the still-sizzling grilled meat made it taste as though ithad been dragged through a herb garden. Divine.
My short rib was a tasty 300g-400g worth, juicy and chewy, with the caramelised beef clinging to the bone. The thick, stout cut of the sirloin was softer and milder in flavour, as you'd expect, but brilliantly rosy in the centre, its rim of creamy fatits crowning glory.
The lamb, oh the lamb. We watched it being plated up and marvelled at the sheets of crispy salted skin, the way the chefs squeezed fresh lemon juice over the tender, falling-from-the-bone meat once it was off the grill, and how the whole beast is used, from neck to tail. We got lucky with a generous portion of leg meat and neck bones, which we proceeded to suck clean - they were that good.
Providing the sight of the meat isn't too gruesome for them, vegetarians are catered for too at El Sizzling Chorizo, with an offering of a massive wedge of provolone cheese, grilled in a skillet nestled in the embers until it's caramelised and oozing, then piled on a board with grilled aubergine, beets and onions, plus a handful of fresh rocket leaves, and served with flatbread. It looked magnificent.
For such a basic set-up - basically a barbecue, counter seating and a tiny kitchen out the back - there's nothing haphazard about the service at El Sizzling Chorizo.Water glasses are filled, finger bowls are offered if you've picked up the bones to gnaw the last of the tastiness, and dessert options are spelled out for those who still have room (they don't serve pudding here but are happy to recommend places nearby that do).
As we soaked up the warmth of El Sizzling Chorizo - from the fire, the food and the staff - I had only one thought: Who cares about summer when you can snuggle into places like this and leave feeling so satiated?
From the menu: Barbecue potatoes $7, empanadas $10, chorizo $10, short rib $17, sirloin $20, lamb $30
Drinks: Beer and wine
- VIVA