Anyway, because sex is fundamentally wrong, conservatives have hit the roof. "How could a president with two, young blossoming daughters release an ad as disgusting as this," tweeted John Notle, Editor-at-Large at Breitbart News. (Side note: I really think it's time grown men were banned from describing young women as "blossoming".)
Republican columnist Ben Shapiro was equally as repulsed: "It's an astoundingly tasteless ad comparing voting for the first time to losing your virginity," he spluttered. "Obama has young daughters. But that didn't stop him from releasing this commercial. Because this is what Obama thinks of your daughters."
Eric Erickson, CNN contributor and editor-in-chief of Red State, declared the video "further proof we live in a fallen world destined for hell fire."
And batty Fox News contributor Monica Crowley tweeted: "Average Obama work day: sleep in, work out, blow off intel briefings, smoke, lie, swear, go to Vegas, lie again, & deflower 1st time voters."
Funnily enough, conservatives seem to have forgotten the words of their very own, most treasured President, Ronald Reagan, who made a similar sex/voting comparison in 1980: "I know what it's like to pull the Republican lever for the first time because I used to be a Democrat myself, and I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great."
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