One ebullient mother texted her daughter from the bar while enjoying a two for one offer on Chardonnay, signing off with "I'm glad I kept you."
And an emotional man texted multiple declarations of love to his girlfriend Julia before adding, without explanation: "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes."
From requests for FaceTime sex to unintelligible ramblings, these hilarious messages will at least have taken the edge off the sore head the next day.