"Wouldn't give her any ham. (I'd used it all in the ham and cheese toastie she refused to eat after demanding I make two of them for her lunch)," the parent recalled.
Other hilarious reasons included the toilet water being "too low", or their Coco Pops breakfast being "too hot".
One parent joked, "My 2-year-old started screaming for a dummy at lunch yesterday... he's never had a dummy. 2 weeks ago he woke up and was hysterical crying for 40mins because his shoes weren't on when he woke up".
"She had her shoes on the wrong feet, and I asked her to change them, apparently she likes them that way," another responded.
Meanwhile, one toddler was very upset about the "phantom poo" phenomena, "She did a number two on the toilet, and it went too far down the s bend that she couldn't see it and say goodbye before she flushed, apparently phantom poo is dramatic".
Adding her experience to the thread one mum said, "Cried because she doesn't like the feeling of tears in her eyes. A long and vicious cycle".
Other reasons included the bath being "too wet", noodles not being "long enough", ice cream being "too cold", and one parent said their child cried because "his arms weren't getting wet enough in the shower".
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