I didn't mean to, but I got sunburnt. I slipped, I slopped and I slapped. I sat on the sand, in the sun, on a North Shore beach and I read the Sunday paper. I chatted to my beach buddies, I walked around and I didn't notice my flesh being
Nicky Park: I accidentally got sunburnt
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You should do more than apply sunscreen to protect your skin.Photo / Thinkstock
Despite all the warnings about sun safety, people still get burnt through, right?
"People just don't seem to have grown up with that message, that actually you should be out of the sun from 11 until at least 4.30pm," Dr Salmon says (sounding pretty frustrated at this fact).
So, I've gotten burnt (and am red-faced for more than one reason). But please, help me, what can I do to ease the pain?
Rub yoghurt all over your body, take a hot shower to take away the heat, cover yourself in tomato slices to re-hydrate the skin - my visible sun damage has led people to dish out all sorts of wacky advice.
Salmon laughed off these natural suggestions, saying they aren't "particularly helpful" - "what are you doing to do? Open up a can of tomatoes and rub it all over your skin?"
He says the best way to calm the area is with an over-the-counter cortisone cream and a cold flannel. Aloe vera will cool your skin down. And if you begin to blister get straight to the doctor.
I'm relieved to tell you that after three days of feeling ouchy from my underwear, wearing only loose-fitting maxi dresses and moisturising on the hour, every hour, my skin has forgiven me for my silliness. The redness has reduced, I've gotten back on the spin bike and I've been able to wear clothes against my skin again. Summer's here, it feels so good, until it feels that bad. Live it, learn it.
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* This story was published last summer but we think a sun safe message is worth reissuing.