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Man puts all his ex-girlfriends in group chat - Success or failure?

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31 Dec, 2015 08:24 AM3 mins to read

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This drunken attempt to reconnect with girlfriends past ended in chaos.

This drunken attempt to reconnect with girlfriends past ended in chaos.

For many men the idea of speaking to just one ex-girlfriend fills them with fear, but one foolhardy Lothario decided to initiate a conversation with four of them - all at the same time.

With a tot of Dutch courage to see his plan through, a British man named Tom decided to send a group message to four of his ex-girlfriends in order to wish them a drunken "Merry EX-mas".

Unsurprisingly the WhatsApp conversation was in turns awkward, hilarious and full of recriminations - but it also featured an unexpected twist which may lead to an unlikely happy ending.

For two of the ex-girlfriends the conversation went down like a lead balloon. One left the conversation in disgust without saying a word.
But one of them found the entire exchange hilarious - and even ended up agreeing to go on a date with brazen Tom.

He began the unusual conversation with a rather cheeky opener: "Merry Christmas girls I just thought you might want to share some memories of me with each other as am lonely this year and miss the lot of ya [sic].

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"I just thought I wanna get you all together in a group and say thanks for spending parts of your life with me even if it was a long time or a short time Bella lol."

Ex-girlfriend Gemma wrote back "wow" but Bella was a little more frank in her response: "F*** off Tom, seriously. You really are a f****** disgusting p****."

At that point ex-girlfriend Lisa left the chat without making a comment.

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Bella added: "Do you really think this is funny? Putting me in a group with a girl I know you f****** slept with while we were together?!"

At this point ex-girlfriend Steph chimes in: "Ok woah pet think what you want but Tom said you weren't together after the holiday coz you f**** it."

An incensed Bella replies: "We were together 'pet' and Tom just lied to you like he does to everyone. He's a f****** pig."

At this point Tom decides to set the record straight and writes: "Erm no Bella we weren't together coz you went back up to Brid and just f***** me off and I sent you a message saying we were over."

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An outraged Bella has clearly had enough and vehemently replies: "ON FACEBOOK WHICH YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN I NEVER F****** CHECK YOU P****."

With the entire conversation descending into farce Gemma mentions how hilarious she is finding the exchange, prompting an enraged Bella to direct her wrath at her: "And who the f*** are you!?!?!?"

But an unruffled Gemma replies: "Me n Tom were together in school but we're still mates find ur chill love."

Tom, who is clearly enjoying himself, adds: "I just wanted to wish you all merry Christmas and Bella you've ruined it all again."

After a few more choice swear words on their parts an indignant Bella and Steph leave the conversation, leaving just a tipsy Tom and Gemma in the conversation.

Tom wrote: "Well that went well. How's things Gem? Fancy a drink?"

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Gemma replies: "I was a bit s*** until this convo - my nan passed away just before Christmas so I could do with a drink. When you you fancy it? xx."

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