For most of my adult life I have thought of myself as a reasonably adventurous eater. But am I really? It was a strangely warm afternoon in mid-October, as I watched Onslow Bar & Eatery's head chef and co-owner, Pip Wylie, at the burners, laying slabs of lamb's fry in
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It was a meal of incredible volume and gravity. By the time she plated it on a single dish, 8 minutes and 20 seconds after she began cooking, it was a wide, brown tower of abundance. I could happily have eaten just a few bites and called it a day, but when I asked Wylie if she'd be sharing with me, she told me she didn't like lamb's fry.
I could have cried, and who's to say for sure that I didn't? I ate the lot of it. Why? When you're a serious food reviewer, you have to put aside your personal tastes in the interests of serving the greater good, but when you're just a low-level narcissist on a weekly free lunch junket, whose interests are you serving?
Wylie was sitting next to me, possibly watching every bite, so I ate it, partly out of politeness, but that wasn't the whole reason. The sauce was heavy on cream and garam masala, there were plenty of grotesquely wonderful fatty lardons, there were shallots, some darkly suggestive Middle Eastern spices, there was silverbeet to cut the richness and the whole lot sat on a sopping chunk of ciabatta.
I loved the dish in every way except one. With each bite, I tried to put that one aside, but I just couldn't. It kept coming at me; it was everywhere and it would not be defeated.
It was my own fault. Wylie had done all she could. Before a chef can understand you, you first need to understand yourself.
Lamb's fry with streaky bacon, shallots, Marsala and cream

Serves two
Ingredients
200g lamb's livers (lamb's fry)
100g streaky bacon, diced
2 Tbsp oil
2 shallots, sliced
30ml Marsala
30ml cream
1 handful flat leaf parsley, roughly chopped
Salt and pepper to taste
2 pieces sourdough, toasted and buttered
1. Remove sinews and slice livers into 1.5cm thick pieces
2. Heat pan to a medium-high heat, add oil
3. Add shallots and bacon to pan and stir until golden brown (2-3mins)
4. Add livers. Fry for one and a half minutes, then flip and repeat on the other side (as you would cook a steak).
5. Add Marsala, then cream to the pan.
6. Reduce to a thick liquid (a further two minutes).
7. Just before serving, toss in parsley and salt and pepper to taste.
8. Serve on buttered sourdough.
Pip Wylie's scores (out of five):
Facilitation of voyage of self-discovery: 5
Logical coherence of position on offal: -5
Diner's tears bonus (Y/N): Y
Delivery of recommended daily intake of iron: 5