They claim people who want to be sponsored for not drinking alcohol must have a real problem, and that people who are saving money by not drinking should donate it to the cancer charity.
The liquor industry depends on people drinking, they say; Fonterra would be just as peeved if August was declared the Big Cheese Freeze for charity.
That makes me question my relationship with the liquor industry. I know that at its heart, ours is a shallow relationship based on money and good times. I give you money, you give me a great night out.
Alcohol is more of a friend with benefits than a loving, true relationship. We've behaved badly together but it's been fun. But I may have to reconsider.
A lot of people who are doing Dry July donate to various charities, and last time many of them donated the amount they would have spent on booze during July. They don't just tap up friends and family. As for a Cheese Freeze, plenty of people don't eat dairy and meat and the farming sector doesn't write sarky posts criticising the estimated 45,000 vegetarians in this country.
I'm certain the liquor industry will be able to sustain the loss of 5000 drinkers for one month. And given my support for the hospitality industry over the years, I have no qualms about taking a month off whenever I want to.
I have given more than my share of disposable income to cafes, bars and bottle stores because I thought we were friends. But, liquor industry, if I can't have a short break without you telling me I have a problem that's not a healthy relationship. And I think you're the one with the problem, not me.