By EWAN McDONALD
(Herald rating: * * )
Rowan Atkinson makes another play for big-screen credibility and an American audience as Johnny English, a bureaucrat in the British Secret Service who becomes a spy when a bomb takes out all the real agents.
Johnny has to foil a plot to steal the Crown
Jewels masterminded by Pascal Sauvage (John Malkovich), a French billionaire who believes his family was robbed of the crown 200 years ago.
It's less a feature-length movie than a series of Bean-style capers dressed up with Natalie Imbruglia, and comes across as yet another Bond spoof. And who needs that when Mike Myers and Pierce Brosnan do it so much better?
DVD features: movie (87 min); Making Of ... ; character profiles; Observation Test feature takes you to deleted scenes.
DVD ROM features: wallpapers, screensaver, identikit feature, spy challenge game, create a secret identity.