By EWAN McDONALD
• ... and since the first one is called Cut and features Kylie Minogue, it really is. In 1985 the director of the horror movie Hot Blooded is viciously murdered on set. Production is shut down and the film locked away, incomplete. Fourteen years later, a group of
enthusiastic film students decides to finish the movie, tracking down the star of the original film who agrees to return to Australia. After shooting begins at an eerie location the students start to disappear, one by one. Only of interest to those people who are bothered by the question: whatever happened to Molly Ringwald? ...
• Desperate But Not Serious has the unusual combination of Claudia Schiffer and rocker-poet Henry Rollins in a comedy (okay, we're all having trouble with the casting and the concept but bear with it) about Lili and Frances, who have found only disaster in their search for Mr Right. Their plan comes unstuck when the pair are chased out of a Hollywood party and find themselves hunted by a mass-murdering bartender (poor old Henry, typecast again) ...
• LA Without A Map sees Vincent Gallo as Richard, a wannabe writer living in rainy Bradford (and his team is just about bottom of the Premier League, too). Meeting the girl of his dreams, a beautiful blond actress named Barbara, Richard packs in his old job, his old life and jumps on a plane for LA. But just like the previous vid, the course of true love does not run smooth. If it did, there wouldn't be a never ending stream of movies like this.