He went on to explain that while he and his now pregnant wife have been "best friends since before we started dating", she's also "getting so big," and he "misses her being skinny."
And just in case any of his previous flings were devastated they hadn't been able to lock him down - he included a shoutout to them in the post.
"And to my exes... this could've been you but I'm glad it's not b*****."
The post racked up thousands of comments from outraged users. Photo / Facebook
The post was later shared to Facebook group "That's It, I'm Wedding Shaming," where the groom was called out by members.
