7.30PM, TV3
AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Ooh, goodie, there's nothing like watching a make-over. Hang on - since when did models need make-overs? Unless you hack off their hair, bleach their eyelashes and make them cry. That would make for an entertaining, if green-eyed, episode.
8.30PM, TV2
THE CLOSER
Brenda deals with
an unexpected visit from her fussy mother, which puts the plan to move Fritz into her house on hold; and Brenda investigates the death of a jury member in the trial of an Armenian mob boss.
8.30PM, TV ONE
ROSEMARY & THYME
Laura and Rosemary are excited to be invited to a vineyard to help with their crop-weeding. But events turn sinister when a visiting wine columnist staying at the winery's hotel dies in mysterious circumstances. They never get a holiday, do they?
9.30PM, TV2
THE JOAN RIVERS POSITION
Her job is to "tell stuffy Brits how it is". Yep, Joan Rivers is tele's new agony aunt. Tonight she meets Jerry Hall.
MOVIES
[rated out of 5]
11.30PM, TV3
THE BANK
Herald rating: * * *
Anthony LaPaglia plays a sinister bank president who is interested in a computer program which seems to predict stock market fluctuations. (2001)
8.30PM, SKY MOVIES 2
ROMANCING THE STONE
Herald rating: * * *
Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner's onscreen pairing was intended to rival that of Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn. This classic adventure yarn has Turner as a novelist stranded in a jungle, who finds help in the form of mercenary Jack Colton (Douglas). Easy and entertaining. (1984)
8.30PM, MGM SKY DIGITAL
THE GORGON
Herald rating: * * * *
Classic Hammer horror about a female monster so gruesome that all who gaze on her are turned to stone. Peter Cushing plays a local doctor and Christopher Lee is an academic sent to investigate. There was no CGI back then; Patricia Hyman's snake wig was worked by wires, controlled from a box behind her. (1965)
SPORT
9.30PM, SKY SPORT 1 LIVE
CRICKET: ICC CHAMPIONS TROPHY, NEW ZEALAND V SRI LANKA
Sri Lanka had to play qualifiers to get into the main draw but that won't make them easybeats. The Black Caps take on Pakistan in their last pool game on Wednesday (9.30pm, Sky Sport 1 live).
