• You must be out of the house between 9am and 5pm on weekdays because the advertiser works from home.
• There is a limit on how much time you can talk on the phone or Skype because they "don't want to hear noise coming from your room all the time".
• You can't spend your free time around the house on the phone or laptop, even though that's mainly what the advertiser does.
• There is a limit on how much you can use the toilet.
• No cooking before 8.30am and after 11pm.
• Guests are only allowed over every few months.
Read the full list of crazy house rules below to make yourself feel a bit better about your own annoying housemates.