Don't panic. At first glance it may appear that Paul Holmes and his partner have split, and that the lovely Kate Hawkesby is also "on her own".
But of course the cover stories of Woman's Day and Woman's Weekly are not talking relationships this week, but television shows.
Of course
"it's over" for Paul - his little telly show on Prime and the dark days of coping with its imminent demise.
Deborah was there to give Holmesy a cuddle on D Day, of course, even though she had her own terrifying drug overdose to cope with. No not, not her own. The dog that got into her prescription medicine drawer.
She is the fun police by the sounds of it - saying Paul won't be allowed to do more flying or sailing. Luckily she hasn't ruled out gardening.
To compensate, Paul went and bought a new car. The Weekly has pictures of him hopping into a new silver Bentley.
Also in tellyland, Kate Hawkesby is going it alone, no longer having to share the Tonight hotseat with poor old Eric Young. "When you're on your own there's nowhere to hide," she confesses.
Must be a slow week on the Brad-Jen-Angelina front, although they do feature - Brad and Angelina hitting out at Jen's revelations of last week, and Jen herself with new love Vince "Wedding Crasher" Vaughan.
Hopefully Vince isn't picky about his food. The Day's diet pages says Jen has eaten the same lunch for eight years: green salad with garbanzo beans, turkey, pecorino cheese and lemon dressing. Yum.
Most interesting is the Weekly's What Celebrity Babies Might Look Like spread, which takes a celeb couple and merges their faces to make a baby. Hard to say who's offspring looks scarier.
Mr and Mrs Britney Spears' baby wears a turtleneck jumper and has unfortunately not inherited anything in the looks department, but Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake's effort has mad staring eyes and looks like it could rotate its head 360 degrees.
But if that's not weird enough for you, check out the Real Life Story of the woman who made her dead son into a diamond ring.
Only in America.
