Ever get the feeling progress on the war in Iraq is going backwards? Two and half years after declaring "Mission Accomplished" in May 2003, Bush heads back to the brainstorming table. (Source: www.wonkette.com)
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Snippets of conversation from website, Overheard in the Office: New Employee orientation
New Hire 1:
So, what time do you think we'll report to our boss?
New Hire 2: Probably in like an hour?
New Hire 3: No, probably later because we have to take the urine test.
New Hire 1: What? Why do we have to take a hearing test?
New Hire 2: No, the drug test!
New Hire 1: Huh?
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German companies have donated the equivalent of about $35 million for a media campaign to make their countrymen feel better about themselves. (Sample script: "(O)utdo yourself. Beat your wings and uproot trees. You are the wings. You are the tree. You are Germany."
