Comedy duo Fung Ku demonstrate their best martial arts moves.
Why should we see your show?
Wade: Because it's damn funny! We've strayed away from the improv path into the world of scripted comedy.
Jason: It's a Kung Fu epic comedy with weapons, fight scenes and a goat!
Tell us a joke in 25 words or less.
Jason: Why do
giraffes have long necks? Because their feet stink.
Wade: Dude, that's bad.
What makes you laugh out loud?
Wade: Usually kids. They crack me up with the stuff they come out with.
Jason: People's reactions when they get fired from The Apprentice.
Wade: And Calvin & Hobbes. Best cartoon ever.
What's the worst line you've ever delivered?
Wade: Any joke with giraffes in it.
Jason: Hey, I didn't hear your joke.
What keeps you awake at night?
Wade: Internet Backgammon
Jason: The pressure of coming up with a funny joke under 25 words or less.
What were you like as a child?
Wade: Quiet yet not, normal looking yet somewhat striking, superficial yet deep, simple yet complicated and I was always able to give a clear answer to any question.
Jason: Fijian.
When were you last embarrassed and what was the cause?
Jason: Last night. When I could only pleasure my girlfriend for the fourth time instead of the usual six. It's been a tough week.
Wade: About a minute ago when Jason said "Because their feet stink".
Without looking it up, give us a scientific explanation of laughter.
Wade: An involuntary reaction that occurs when you find something funny
Jason: It's those times when you have a stupid sound coming out of your mouth but you don't care, as it keeps you warm and makes you feel good.
If you weren't a comedian you would be ... ?
Jason: A kick-ass salesperson.
Wade: Unhappy.
Comedy festival
Who: Fung Ku (Jason Webb and Wade Jackson)
What: Revenge of the Goat
Where and when: Playhouse Comedy Underground, Wallace Trust Gallery, 305 Queen St, until Saturday, 10pm
Bookings: 307 5000
* The New Zealand International Comedy Festival runs until Sunday, May 22.
