Dish out the dirt

Demeter fragrances: (L-R) New Zealand, Gin & Tonic, Dirt and Waffles.

When someone next tells you you smell like dirt, take it as a compliment. That’s surely what Clint Eastwood and Kate Moss do when those close to them cop a whiff of their chosen perfume. They’re wearing Dirt by Demeter Fragrance Library and, yes, it smells exactly like the stuff outdoors. Drew Barrymore’s more of a Gin & Tonic girl and Uma Thurman prefers to smell like Rain. If that’s not your cup of tea, they have plenty of other fragrances. There’s Angel Food, Mildew (why?) Waffles and New Zealand which, as you may expect, smells clean and green. $79 for 30ml from World.