“The average recommendation is that you wash them at least once every two weeks, because each day you shed about 1.5 grams of dead skin, and that 1.5 grams can attract and feed a million dust mites.
“And in addition to the dead skin cells, there’s sweat and germs and body oils and pollen and allergens … So it varies a lot depending on your environment.”
If you live somewhere “hot and humid” – like Queensland – Dr Karl suggested you might want to aim for once a week, though “maybe more, depending on whether you’ve washed before you go to bed”.
It also “makes sense” to wash them more frequently “if you’re prone to allergies, or asthma, or you sweat a lot … if you’ve got animals that jump on the bed, even little children, than there’s that yuck factor”.
He also revealed – in a titbit that will ruin hotel stays forevermore – that “semen stains on white cotton sheets can survive six trips through the industrial-grade washing machine system in a hotel and still provide a full genetic profile of the owner of that sperm”.
For those at home, “when you wash your sheets … leave room in the washing machine for the water [to] run through”, Dr Karl advised.
And don’t feel obliged to make your bed every day: “If you [don’t] make your bed, the sheets, they get a chance to air and equilibrate whatever chemicals happened to be on them with the air in the bedroom. So it does look a bit messy, but you’ve had a chance to dry”.