Using the typical language from automated telephone recordings, Wiles advises people who address her to select from a number of options. There are numbers to dial if people want to criticise her pink hair and judge her knowledge based on that, as well as a separate number for people who think we'd all still be living "like it's 2019" if it wasn't for the advice of experts like Wiles.
Wearing a necklace that read "nevertheless, she persisted", Wiles reads out all the options available to trolls and bullies, depending on the type of feedback they want to give her.
"If you live in Dunedin and think Dr Wiles doesn't have a PhD, press two," she says at one point.
She also posted her messages in written form as a Twitter thread.
All options eventually lead to trolls being put on hold forever and being listened to by no one at all - which is arguably the exact number of people who should listen to trolls.
