"Four erect bananas," joked one Facebook user.
"Are they circumcising the cake?" another commenter wrote.
A third added: "I just see d**ks too."
The cake did win some approval, with one user writing: "This cake is a winner."
The person who posted the photo online captioned the photo: "'What are they slicing?' is among my many questions."
Yes – the groom is wearing a cowboy hat. And yes, penis-shaped banana-mushrooms don't necessarily take four hands to cut through. And yes, that Thing Alleging To Be Cake is going to be bloody impossible to serve.
But who said weddings still had to be traditional, anyway?