Britney sex tape a porky

There is no Kevin Federline-Britney Spears sex tape, according to Federline's lawyer Mark Kaplan.

"While this is endemic of countless false and inaccurate stories that have made their way into the media regarding Kevin, his marriage to Britney, and the divorce proceedings which they are presently going through, I want to put this issue to rest once and for all," Kaplan said.

"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence ... stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else."