Name all the colors of wine, and you'll start with the obvious ones: red, white and pink, or rosé. Maybe you know about orange wine, or vinho verde - "green wine" from Portugal that's technically a white, but we'll let it slide. There's even blue wine (we taste-tested it; it
Black wine is here to turn out the lights on your rosé party
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Black wine isn't black because of food coloring or some sort of food science trickery. Photo / Stacy Zarin Goldberg for The Washington Post
It's Newton's Third Law of Motion, but applied to trends: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So, as your Instagram gets filled up with rainbows and unicorns and Crystal Ball Frappuccinos and edible glitter, the backlash to that is dark, Gothic-tinted food. Lately, some of it has been getting its hue from activated charcoal, a controversial ingredient that some say cleanses toxins from the body. Nutritionists, on the other hand, say it can interfere with medication and have harmful effects in certain quantities. But chefs, and health food cafes in particular, have been putting it in plenty of things - fresh-pressed juices, lemonades, ice cream and pizza crusts.

Charcoal isn't the only way to tint food black. Squid ink, too, has been popping up in unusual places, like bao and baguettes. Coconut ash, a type of activated charcoal, is the star ingredient in one New York coffee shop's "matte black latte." And in 2015, for a Halloween stunt, Burger King used A1 Steak Sauce to turn its Whopper buns black (but there were some, um, unsavoury side effects). Black sesame, seaweed and garlic have also been showing up on more and more menus.
And now black wine is on the upswing, which some wine writers credit to Instagram. It's a counterpoint to the super-girly fetishisation of rosé and the lifestyle that accompanies it - rosé bachelorette parties, rosé-themed patios, and even a playlist called roséwave. Data released by Nielsen indicates that rosé has been one of the fastest-growing segments of the market for two years running.
But maybe #roséallday belongs to an earlier, more optimistic era. Maybe now, since we are in the darkest timeline, is the perfect time for black wine - a dark wine for thinking dark thoughts. Look deep into your glass and you'll feel like you're staring into the abyss.