A selection of Skoda jokes

Skoda's image has improved considerably since their link-up with Volkswagon; but nevertheless the gags at the Czech-based vehicle-maker's expense live on. Here's a selection of Skoda jokes:

What's the difference between a Skoda and tickets for an Oasis concert?
Oasis tickets go fast!

What do you call a Skoda with a long radio aerial?
A dodgem!

How do you double the value of a Skoda ?
Fill the tank !

What do you call a Skoda with a sun roof ?
A skip!

I've just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
.......4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!

What happens if you apply rust remover to a Skoda ?
It disappears!