Among the other 12 menu items, there’s a beef and mushroom pie “made to order in the microwave”, spooned into a vol au vent case. “And don’t forget your garnish of parsley and tomato beside it”; and frozen pre-portioned, pre-seasoned chicken, thawed, roasted and “reheated to order in the deep-fryer”. All accompanied by chips and boiled veg.
There’s also a Seafood Crispy Pie that contains “one diced sea leg” (a Google search reveals this is an imitation crab stick and not a motion-sickness tablet). The microwave gets another workout with the traditional plum pudding “reheated to order” (a shell wafer replaces the parsley sprig). We were quite excited to see what the cheese platter entailed - and were not disappointed. Customers were offered the choice of a wedge of “mild or tasty cheese”, which comes with iceberg lettuce, four crackers, a butter portion still in its branded packaging and, you guessed it, a parsley garnish.
It’s a joy to watch - there’s a magical use of a xylophone to signify a time lapse. Instantly transporting. And there’s definite gratitude that our food scene has come such a long way. Right, we’re off to buy some steak knives and cocktail forks.
Video / F23303 COBB & CO NEW MENU (1985) published by the New Zealand Herald courtesy of Cobb Group Ltd and Ngā Taonga Sound & Vision.