Crawford, a popular contributor to the Chronicle, has collected these wacky anecdotes from newspaper reports of the time, and he will launch the book on Monday at the Jane Winstone retirement village.
At $35, the book offers a wonderfully rich read, and all proceeds will go to Alzheimers Whanganui because, as Crawford, says "valuable organisations such as this are always struggling for funds".
He stumbled on his literary career late in life, deciding on a whim to enter a story-writing competition in the Wanganui Herald in 1985.
Inspired by earning a consolation prize, he expanded his story and it became his first book, Mystery on the Whanganui, a young persons adventure based on historical events.
An "irreverent romp" through the Taranaki wars followed - Rooster McGurk: Unsung Colonial Hero (and Reluctant Virgin) - then two books about semi-legendary Whanganui character Granny Dalton to mark 150 years of the local fire service and 150 years of what is now St Peter's Church, formerly Christ Church.