When he perfectly summed up everyone's use of Google Earth
"Where shall I go? MY HOUSE."
When he took the piss out of himself for being extremely middle class
He quips: "The best thing about being here at Wembley is it's my local gig. I can go home at night. I can go home. I can go home and see my family. See my boys, Lucas and Oscar. Quite middle class, let's not lie about that. When I got to the park and I call 'Lucas!' about three boys will normally go, 'Yes Daddy?' 'Papa?' 'Father, you called?'"
When he shared his thoughts about department stores
"They seem to have every product they sell on their face." It's so true!
When he summed up the depressing reality of adulthood
Sad, but true. If you're lucky enough to have a ticket for tonight's sold out show - enjoy.
And don't get stuck in the revolving doors on your way out.