7.30PM, TV3
DEAL OR NO DEAL Feel like relaxing in front of the tele? This is not the gameshow for you. In fact, watching as contestants lose the big amounts you can practically feel the wheels falling off their marriages. Still, it's entertaining viewing and you'll find yourself asstressed out as they are.
8.30PM, TV2
PRIMEVAL When a flock of comical-looking dodos appears through the anomaly, no one realises that they have brought with them a dangerous parasite. Helen Cutter is the only one who understands how the anomalies work, but she's not about to co-operate.
9.30PM, TV ONE
THE REAL BLAIR WITCH The bizarre case of five friends who videotaped the attack of 19-year-old Danielle Taylor after wrestling her to the ground, tying her up and telling her she was going to die. They then put her into the back seat of a car, drove to a remote area and placed her in a shallow grave. The friends who did it claim it was part of a horror they were filming and that the victim was in on it but Taylor says she thought it was real.
MOVIES
8.30PM, SKY MOVIES 1
MONSTER IN LAW
Herald rating: * * Jane Fonda plays an obsessive mother recovering from a mental breakdown, who re-enters her son's life just as he falls in love and gets engaged to a free-spirited dog-walker, played by Jennifer Lopez. A tedious domestic war breaks out between the two females. (2005)
8.30PM, SKY MOVIES GREATS
THE PATRIOT
Herald rating: * * * Mel Gibson substitutes the American Revolution for the Scottish uprising in an attempt to recreate the success of Braveheart. Here he's a South Carolina planter and war veteran who chooses not to fight in the American Revolution, but is pushed too far when a British colonel kills one of his sons, and assembles a rag-tag militia consisting of peasants, slaves and assorted misfits. Entertaining, but historically inaccurate. (2000)
