"Just stay out of it... Your integrity is ruined ... Shame on you!" he continues, promising to switch allegiances to the presumably straighter news alternative ABC KATV.
KARK 4 News politely replied: "We didn't change our logo Don. Same logo as always."
But Stair found one ally in fellow outraged Facebook user Casey Wayne Martineau.
"[I'm] never watching this news channel again you gay rights advocating atheists, jesus will not be happy with you," he told the news channel.
Others saw the post as an opportunity to flex their wit.
"As a fan of skittles you have offended me for stealing the delicious candy's official colors!" one commenter wisecracked.
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