I couldn't help but imagine the pitch meeting for hit BBC2 series World's Most Dangerous Roads. "How about a Top Gear extreme version, but without the petrolheads? We put two vaguely entertaining celebrities on a perilous road, and see if they survive the journey - and each other. Best-case scenario:
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Just when it seems the Dalton has been over-hyped, a storm hits. With zero visibility and no way to pull over, the pair must rely on their radio system to communicate with nearby truck drivers. "Well, this is certainly the most scenic way to get irritable bowel syndrome," Perkins says.
The quips soon give way to panic. "We were so complacent. I just thought 'how hard can it be'?" says Perkins, presumably wishing bad karma on the BBC as she gets them stuck in a snow drift.
So far, Dangerous Roads is less a travel show, more a psychology experiment about how people react to stress and to each other - and its first pair is entertaining enough. But the heroes are the truckers who help them. They're unfailingly nice when they could easily be irritated or outraged by these numbskulls endangering themselves and wasting others' time in the name of TV ratings. It's Perkins who points out the obvious: "This isn't a trip for tourists."
World's Most Dangerous Roads premieres Tuesday, 9.30pm, TV One.