KEY POINTS:
8PM, TV3
WA$TED!
The green police are back and tonight they're visiting a family who send 180 bags of rubbish to landfill every year. The team tries to get eco-friendly with their new bathroom, and convince Patrick to swap his V6 for a hybrid.
8.30PM, TV ONE
WESTPAC
HALBERG AWARDS
Prepare to feel inadequate as New Zealand's favourite athletes get dolled up and win stuff at the 56th Halberg Awards. Whether that includes the All Blacks remains to be seen. Simon Dallow and Pippa Wetzell present from the James Hay Theatre in Christchurch.
8.30PM, VIBE
JORDAN & PETER: THE NEXT CHAPTER
Why should you watch a doco about an over-tanned pop has-been and a pneumatically pumped model? Because it'll make you feel better about your own life. From family dilemmas, sexual intrigues and professional jealousies to bitter exes, tabloid stings and celebrity tantrums, this takes a look at the lives of Jordan and her husband, Peter Andre.
8.30PM, TV3
HOUSE
Hugh Laurie plays the grumpy Gregory House so well. House finds that some of his own fellowship students will do whatever it takes, when they deal with a woman who believes she can talk to the dead.
MOVIES
8.30PM, SKY MOVIES
Herald rating: * *
SILENT HILL
Radha Mitchell and Sean Bean star in this horror, based on the hit video game.
Mitchell plays a mother who heads to the misty town of Silent Hill to investigate why her daughter has nightmares about a place she's never seen. (2006)
8.30PM, SKY MOVIES GREATS
Herald rating: * * * * *
AMERICAN BEAUTY
Directed by Sam Mendes (Road To Perdition, Jarhead), and essentially an update of Lolita. Suburban husband and father Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey), who is in the middle of a mid-life crisis, sees his salvation in the form of his teenage daughter's beautiful friend Angela (Mena Suvari).
(1999) 8.30PM, MGM SKY DIGITAL
Herald rating: * * * *
ORIGINAL SIN
Antonio Banderas and Angelina Jolie star in this erotic thriller, a thinly disguised remake of Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo. Set in Cuba in the late 19th century, coffee-grower Luis Vargas (Banderas) sends for a mail-order bride and soon finds himself obsessed with the gorgeous Julia (Jolie). (2001)