In the past 18 months visitors to these luxury shores include Susan Sarandon, George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp.
One person in the business of minding the rich and famous when they drop by told the Advocate we were close to the mark regarding the Cruise news - but refused to reveal further details and said his own name was not for publication.
"It's one of the reasons the stars come here," one star-minder said. "They can rely on our discretion and they don't get paparazzied. Those things are priceless even for incredibly wealthy clients."
Luxury real estate mover Charlie Brendon-Cook said he would never divulge clients' names but he regularly dealt with the rich and famous as well as the rich and unknown. "I'm not going to be drawn on who we're dealing with, but it's no secret those kind of buyers are around," Mr Brendon-Cook said.
Back to Cruise and Kauri Cliffs, it is indisputably the location of choice for fictitious film-star and rock star deaths.
Social media has had Cruise tumbling over the bluff several times since 2008. The cliffs have also supposedly claimed Tom Hanks, Jeff Goldblum, Orlando Bloom, our own Robyn Malcolm, and others.