Still, all the Birkenhead people I know (two families) love the library; siblings take turns pushing its elevator buttons. Archoffice won a New Zealand Architecture award for it; the judges thought it "invigorates a sense of place in amorphous suburbia", which sounds unnecessarily snooty since Birkenhead's not a dormitory suburb but one of Auckland's many character villages.
On three sides, the library faces that awesome, terrible Rawene carpark slip; the harbour beyond a prominent Birkenhead Medical Centre sign and an outfit offering pole-dancing exercise. Amorphous, my foot.
If I were local, I would work or study at the blond-wood perimeter desk at near-silent Birkenhead (as one young visitor wrote: "It is the bets [best] place for doing quiet things"), but if I wanted to browse among a happy hum, I would travel three clicks down to Northcote Library.
Northcote has a garden out the back (sensible kale and spinach matched with swan plants); pukeko pictures galore; tables within easy reach of its Maori books; the city's largest Korean-language collection and - best of all - a welcoming, comfortable vibe.
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Designed by the celebrated David Mitchell, the 1982 building is light-catching, angle-roofed and unpretentious. Fringed by wisteria, it sits low on a friendly courtyard beside an art gallery, out the back of the Northcote shops. There's lichen on the neighbouring wrought-iron frangipani fences: thanks to good design, it's all growing old gracefully.
Inside, an alphabet wall frieze starts "A" for "aroha". In Hotere, Tuwhare asks "hell, what/ is this thing called aroha". One answer might be: Northcote Library.