He's joking, of course. But it's a good example of the irreverent comedy the pair will bring to the evening.
All joking aside, they assure us that they are taking their new hosting responsibilities seriously.
"We want to make it a fun atmosphere," Ben says. "For everyone there and for everyone watching live at home."
They don't want to give too much away, but say crowd interaction will play a big part.
"We're gonna get out in the crowd. Keep them on their toes," Jono says, before issuing a few warnings...
"Tiki Taane mate, you can't relax with your lovely roast meal, we'll be right behind ya bro! You won't know where we're coming from. What's that Lorde? You're enjoying your canapes? Well, now you're onstage with us."
"Let's be honest," Ben adds. "We want drunk musicians on the telly. It's what everyone wants to see."
As they describe a sort of organised shambles their plan seems to involve taking the best of Billy Crystal's easy showmanship and mashing it with the frenzied chaos of Kermit the Frog.
"If we could pull that off we'd be away,' Ben says. "We have been called muppets on many occasions, so it's probably quite fitting."