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Sideswipe: May 26: MP way under the radar

Ana Samways
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Sideswipe - ana.samways@nzherald.co.nz·NZ Herald·
25 May, 2017 05:00 PM3 mins to read

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Chris Bishop might need to do some profile building before the election. Photo / Supplied

Chris Bishop might need to do some profile building before the election. Photo / Supplied

National Party List MP and candidate for Hutt South Chris Bishop might need to do some profile building before the election. Here he is nabbed in the streets for a vox pop (When is the General Election and will you vote?) for the Wainuiomata News.

Sowing doubt

A reader writes: "The definition of millennial chutzpah: last week I had a guy turn up for a job interview wearing a black T-shirt with Bad Seed written in large white letters."

Dentist pulls crazy stunt

In the course of pursuing claims against Alaskan dentist Seth Lookhart for Medicaid fraud, government investigators found a video on his phone of him extracting a sedated patient's tooth - while riding on a hoverboard. He had apparently sent the video to his office manager under the title "New Standard of Care". Lookhart had been indicted in 2016 for billing Medicaid US$1.8 million ($2.5m) for patient sedations unnecessary for the procedures they received. (Source: News of the Weird).

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Reef scalping not on ...

"Wednesday morning at low tide south end of Browns Bay beach I spoke to a couple who had gathered three large plastic bags full of every living reef animal totalling several hundred at a guess and leaving not a single crab, snail or any creature for many square metres in all directions of where they stood. I convinced them to return the animals but after emptying one bag they then scurried away with the remaining two. Ring 0800 47 62 24 if you suspect illegal fishing/gathering is taking place and possibly get vehicle rego numbers."

... but there's a reason

A reader writes: "If you go to the beaches off Vietnam, or Thailand the total absence of any form of shellfish life on the rocks is glaring. Poverty is the reason and scavenging for anything to eat free is simply a way of life. The important local eco-pyramids are destroyed and the only fish that are off the shoreline are sharks."

Someone at Dunedin Hospital has a great sense of humour. Photo / Supplied
Someone at Dunedin Hospital has a great sense of humour. Photo / Supplied

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8. Never Say Kevin Again

(Via twitter.com)

Good read: "In 1965, "granny gowns" became the favorite fashion among teenage girls. These featured long, ankle-length skirts, long sleeves, and high, round necklines. They were seen as a reaction against miniskirts and other skin-revealing fashions...In November, 1965 one girl got sent home from school for wearing a granny gown - told it violated the school policy against "extreme clothing."

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