"How we roll in Invercargill," writes a reader.
Quote me on that
One person's inspirational quote is another person's fingernails down a chalk board. Un-inspirational is the Instagram account for the latter ...
1. Eat like no one is going to see you naked.
2. The best things in life are
actually really expensive.
3. "If you put an inspirational quote under your selfie, no one can see your narcissism" - Gandhi.
4. If at first you don't succeed, it's probably never going to happen.
5. Some of my best friends are carbs.
6. Sometimes it's sad looking up and seeing everyone on their phones, but then I remember how glad I am that they are not talking to me.
7. Working out is a great way to make your slow march toward death a little more attractive.
8. When a man and a woman love each other very much they have sex for three minutes and the woman is very disappointed.
9. True love is when two people lower their standards just enough.
10. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back it will never forgive you for letting it go and you will never hear the end of it.
11. Happiness is temporary. Death is forever. Have a nice weekend.
12. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's botox.
Dubai some for me then
