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Sideswipe: July 6: Name and shame

Ana Samways
By Ana Samways
Sideswipe - ana.samways@nzherald.co.nz·NZ Herald·
5 Jul, 2017 05:00 PM3 mins to read

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Nice marketing from the National Aquarium of New Zealand, in Napier, who have posted this picture on their Facebook page. It then went viral on Reddit.com. Photo / Supplied

Nice marketing from the National Aquarium of New Zealand, in Napier, who have posted this picture on their Facebook page. It then went viral on Reddit.com. Photo / Supplied

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Smoke alarm

A reader writes: "I heard the Fire Service were called out to George FM last week only to find three DJs vaping, and I thought I can see how that would happen; more than a handful of vapers can look like a bonfire, and I wondered if it was a problem." Peter Gallagher, national adviser for fire risk management, Fire and Emergency New Zealand, responds; "We have heard anecdotally about vaping setting off fire alarms in commercial buildings, which may have more sensitive detection technology." He suggests people should not vape inside commercial buildings. "False alarms are dangerous because they cause complacency and can lead to people not reacting quickly to get out of the building when they hear an alarm go off. False alarms also take firefighters away from our core fire and emergency activities."

The fibs we tell kids

1. Alison writes: "One day our then 3-year-old son asked his dad where he was going (to work) so he jokingly replied 'to the moon'. Our son looked at him with such adoration we gave a few more details thinking he would catch on - which he didn't - so during the day Mark hunted down some metallic rocks (moon rocks) to prove he had actually been. Those rocks took pride of place in our son's room for quite a while, we even heard him telling his little brother the story of their astronaut father."

2. "My sister is about 11 years older than me, and one day, many years ago, she asked me where eggs come from. 'From chickens, of course!' She burst into laughter and tells me they grow on trees. Protesting as strongly as a 4-year-old can, I was left speechless when she pulled out the dictionary and showed me the word eggplant. I never believed her, but at the time I had no recourse either."

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Whoops, dodgy card holder

"The Co-Operative Bank has been most active with TV advertising," writes one reader. Photo / Supplied
"The Co-Operative Bank has been most active with TV advertising," writes one reader. Photo / Supplied

"The Co-Operative Bank has been most active with TV advertising," writes Roger Girdlestone of Wellington. But they've made a bit of a faux pas. The card holder name depicted in many of the images extolling the credibility of the bank is Jo Harrison ... and Jo Harrison in real life also happens to be the public servant recently imprisoned for defrauding the Ministry of Transport out of $725,000!"

Plastic bag solution

"A solution to the plastic bag problem is used at a Lancashire supermarket chain," writes Dave Ronson. "They sell heavy-duty plastic bags [like the ones which clothing stores use] for 10p [20c] each, which last for several trips. When it is worn out, you swap it for a brand new bag, at no charge. The supermarket then recycles the worn out bags. Simple."

Hipster in Stone

In this photo series French photographer Léo Caillard redresses the classical figures of the Louvre's sculpture collection in modern clothing.

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