Her: And put the timer on. I'm not eating burnt lasagne again.
(Via: Twitter)
Overheard in an affair
When you're standing in a queue, it's difficult not to eavesdrop on the people next to you. One woman claims she couldn't help overhearing details of an affair in a petrol station. Instead of shrugging it off as none of her business, she decided to post the details on Facebook in an attempt to out the cheater. In her public appeal to the man's wife, she wrote: "If your husband's called Neil, went to work in an unironed shirt this morning and you're flying to ***** on Saturday ... [sic] He's currently stood getting coffee (3 sugars) in a petrol station in ******* with 'Mrs Smith' ... planning a night with her in the Premier Inn near **** tonight. He's going to tell you he's working in ***** and can't get back."
Agents really trying to sweeten the deal. Photo / Supplied
Form fury
"I get very pissed off when filling in forms and 'NZ European' is the only option near what I am," writes Janet. "I am a fifth generation New Zealander. Saying that I am NZ European just states I have white skin. Why can't they just put New Zealander as an option. Why all this division?"
