A cursed mannequin in a department store. Photo / Supplied
A cursed mannequin in a department store. Photo / Supplied
Psychology hacks for the holiday season
1. If you’re suffering from racing thoughts, use the 333 rule: name three things you see, three things you hear, and three parts of your body. This will help centre your mind and bring you back to the present.
2. If someone is makingjokes at your expense, act like you can’t hear them and ask them to repeat it a few times. By the time they say it the third or fourth time, nobody’s laughing.
3. When someone in a group of people laughs, they tend to look at the person that they like the most.
4. Whenever you are introducing a new idea to someone, if you lead with the words “this might not be for you”, it naturally engages the person’s interest and makes them feel like it probably is for them.
5. Showing the palms of your hands while talking to someone subconsciously communicates that you have nothing to hide and you can be trusted.
6. If you take an extra moment to look at somebody’s eye color when meeting them, you’ll be giving the perfect amount of eye contact. (TikToker Adorian Deck or “The Facts Guy”, has a video series titled “Psychology Hacks You Need To Know”.)
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