No coconut in Scotland?
"My parents met and married in the States. My dad is from Scotland. They moved to Scotland shortly after getting married," writes a reader. "Early on my mother had wanted to bake something with coconut. She couldn't find it ... My dad told her that you could not buy coconut in Scotland. It just wasn't something you could get. My mother, in her naivety, talked to the women at a church group, who quickly put her right. My mother went home and tore a strip off my father because he knew full well you could, he just wanted to see how long he could keep it going. They'll be married 46 years in June and it still comes up."
Are you entitled to park on tram tracks?

Gary writes: "Sunday morning in the Viaduct. Car parks on tram tracks. Tram driver checks dairy and a cyclist enters busy cafe and asks if driver there. About 30 seconds later sheepish driver comes from café ... No apology ... Patient tram driver comments that this behaviour/attitude is quite normal."