Scattered through the songs are enough knowing winks to ensure the audience never stops laughing. The first years are so iconic you don't even have to have been alive in 1992 to appreciate the nods to the past: Chris sleeping with the yoga instructor, Carrie Burton's classic "Guatemala" line, a wayward truck ruining Christmas Day for everyone.
Everything from the uniforms to Lionel's muffin cart has been recreated, showing an attention for detail that elevates Auckland Theatre Company's high-budget show above some amateur tribute act.
And the songs! "Shorty" isn't known for its musical greatness (remember the panto episode?) but Langford's compositions punch well above their weight. Asides from the filler-y Teen Issues, every ballad, duet and ensemble sing-off has instant classic written all over it.
Triage Trio and Saving Lives show off the main stars' vocal excellence, with Ailis Oliver-Kerby (Allison Raynor) and Bronwyn Turei (Jaki Manu) particular stand-outs. Be a Villain, a gleeful romp from Mark Hadlow (Sir Bruce), is a glorious tribute to Ferndale's murderer epidemic, while The Five Wives of Chris Warner is reminiscent of Chicago's Cell Block Tango. And don't get me started on the tap-dancing muffins …
It may be a little silly but all the elements are here for a perfect, entertaining, rib-tickling night at the theatre that will manage a smile out of every soap cynic there is. In 1992, the big question was whether Shortland Street would live another year.
Now, 26 years later, the only thing people will be asking themselves after this is when will the cast album be coming out — I need Bed-hopping on my Spotify, stat.
Musical review
What: Shortland Street: The Musical
Where & when: ASB Waterfront Theatre, until Sunday, December 9
Reviewed by: Ethan Sills