Bobby: how does NONE of your furniture match Tan: why do you have so many yoga pants you don’t do yoga JVN: your curls are amazing but oh henny—skincare Karamo: lets talk about this crippling existential dread & anxiety Antoni: my god, eat a vegetable
bobby: u have ur mattress on the ground, u need me antoni: i get u eat for convenience but a granola bar w peanut butter, really? jvn: a bun for the 378th day in a row? karamo: tell me abt ur parents divorce tan: a nike tee isn’t a personality substitute
If I was on @QueerEye Bobby: did you decorate your house with stuffing on purpose JVN: OMG HONEY ur split ends have split ends Antonio: Beer is not a food group Tan: do you have anything other than spandex Karamo: you don’t have to become a dog lady