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Queer Eye fans imagine how the Fab Five would dish out advice to them

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People have taken to Twitter to share what advice they think the Queer Eye stars would dish out to them. Photo / Supplied

People have taken to Twitter to share what advice they think the Queer Eye stars would dish out to them. Photo / Supplied

Unless you've been living under a rock you'll be familiar with the popular reboot of Queer Eye on Netflix.

The show follows the Fab Five as they help transform people's lives through epic makeovers each episode.

Each member of the group has their own area of expertise wich they help with: fashion, grooming, design, culture and food.

The show has gained a cult-like following and now fans have taken to the internet share what bits of advice they imagine the Fab Five would give them.

The resulting 'If I were on Queer Eye' tweets are rather entertaining.

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If I were on #QueerEye

Bobby: how does NONE of your furniture match
Tan: why do you have so many yoga pants you don’t do yoga
JVN: your curls are amazing but oh henny—skincare
Karamo: lets talk about this crippling existential dread & anxiety
Antoni: my god, eat a vegetable

— 🇸🇪Whitney🇳🇬 (@aeonish) July 2, 2018

If I were on #QueerEye

Jonathan: Why did you cut off that gorgeous long hair??

Antoni: You know putting Tortellini in water isn't cooking right?

Bobby: Is your wall made of posters?

Tan: Unisex T-shirts & 2 pair of sneakers???

Karamo: Social life is the thing where you...

— Thilia Estel 🎻 (@ThiliaEstel) July 2, 2018

if i was on queer eye:

bobby: u have ur mattress on the ground, u need me
antoni: i get u eat for convenience but a granola bar w peanut butter, really?
jvn: a bun for the 378th day in a row?
karamo: tell me abt ur parents divorce
tan: a nike tee isn’t a personality substitute

— 🌈 (@bballgorl) June 30, 2018

If I was on @QueerEye
Bobby: did you decorate your house with stuffing on purpose
JVN: OMG HONEY ur split ends have split ends
Antonio: Beer is not a food group
Tan: do you have anything other than spandex
Karamo: you don’t have to become a dog lady

— Marguerite Ballou, MD (@mcballou02) June 29, 2018

If I were on queer eye:

Antoni: you need to stop eating so many grilled cheese sandwiches

Karamo: hold on...80% of your monthly budget is spent on cheese?

Bobby: I keep finding pieces of cheese around your apartment

Tan: you’ve been...wearing cheese?

Jonathan: *already quit*

— Jane Cripe 🍞 (@JaneCripe) July 1, 2018

Me if I were on @QueerEye :

Bobby: Dog hair is not a decorative choice.

Tan: The number of cardigans you own is ungodly.

Antoni: But, like, let’s try something other than frying it...

Jonathan: I’m sorry, you use what hairspray?

Karamo: No, dogs are not friends. Or children.

— Ms. Blake Madsen (@Blake_m_madsen) July 2, 2018

It seem the Fab Five may have their work cut out for them for season three!

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