It’s been a long road for Taylor Swift but she’s finally found her happily ever after. Following a series of tortured relationships, and 11 studio albums to accompany them, the singer is settling down. On Tuesday night, meetings across the world were interrupted by the news that Travis Kelce, her
Opinion: Taylor Swift’s engagement signals end of an era
Subscribe to listen
Taylor Swift just got engaged to NFL star Travis Kelce. Photo / @taylorswift, @killatrav
There was something reassuring about Swift. If someone that pretty, that wealthy, and that successful can’t find Mr Right then no wonder the rest of us are struggling. She’s at her best on this theme, musing that “every breath feels like rarest air / When you’re not sure if he wants to be there”. If Taylor can’t get a boy to commit then what hope do the rest of us have?
Her music has always been about how life isn’t quite enough for her: “they tell you that you’re lucky, but you’re so confused / Cause you don’t feel pretty, you just feel used”, or of the giddy limerence of a love affair doomed to fail: “nothing lasts forever / But this is gonna take me down”.
We love her because she bares her pain to the world. Almost all her songs are deeply self-referential. True Swifties are permitted to believe that through close textual study of her lyrics they gain access to new truths about her life. Thirteen years ago, on the release date of Fearless, she famously told Ellen DeGeneres that Joe Jonas broke up with her over the phone in 25 seconds, inspiring a song on the album. Who couldn’t resist purchasing the record to find out more?
But this is all over now. Swift has found her Mr Darcy. And does the reader much care what happens to Elizabeth Bennet after she accepts his proposal? Or what happened to Madonna after she married Guy Ritchie? Disney movies end with the princess at the altar. Even in the emancipated, frank, Materialists, the final scene gives us a courthouse wedding.
There isn’t much to say about true love. We are happy when Anne Elliot persuades Captain Wentworth to take her back in Persuasion. But we have little interest in her once she becomes a sailor’s wife.
Living happily ever after doesn’t make good copy. I hope that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce head off into the sunset together. I hope they enjoy spending their many billions. Maybe a Swift baby will do wonderful things for our rapidly declining birthrate. Swift finally got “the boy on the football team”. I couldn’t be more thrilled for her. But as her search for a “really great guy” comes to a close, so too does the thing she’s best at: the breakup album.
Who can forget Taylor telling Jake Gyllenhaal “I’ll get older but your lovers stay my age” or Joe Alwyn that “I left all I knew, you left me at the house by the Heath”. But for now, her romance novel is finally over. Reader, she married him.
Sign up to Herald Premium Editor’s Picks, delivered straight to your inbox every Friday. Editor-in-Chief Murray Kirkness picks the week’s best features, interviews and investigations. Sign up for Herald Premium here.