"What are you talking about? Did I date Nicole Kidman? Was that a date?" Fallon said, before crawling under his desk with embarrassment.
"I didn't know this was a thing, I thought it was about a movie," he said.
Kidman continued to make the host squirm by telling him he wore a baseball cap and sweat pants, and even put on a video game at one stage during their date.
"And you didn't talk much at all," she said.
"So after about an hour and a half I say 'he has no interest this is so embarrassing'."
Kidman says the lacklustre meeting even led her to contemplate Fallon's sexuality.
"And then I left and I was like 'no chemistry' and then I was like 'maybe he's gay'?" the actress said.
Fallon claims he had "no clue" it was meant to be a date.
"You made a much better decision. Keith Urban is so much cooler than I am," he said of Kidman's country singer husband.
Kidman was on the show promoting her part in the film Paddington, although her dating revelation overshadowed her role in the bear movie.
-AAP