Worst Dates

1. Until I die I shall continue to mention the date who jumped out of my car at traffic lights and ran away.

2. She said she was a Conservative Party member and hated 'the poors'. The end.

3. I was taller than him (the height I had also been the week earlier when we had first met) and he asked me if I would change my heels to flats in the restaurant. I had flip flops in my bag. He told me he was technically still married. I got very drunk indeed and flip flopped home.

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