Narky narcissists

A recent study has sent shockwaves through the transport world, as 54 per cent of narcissists said they were giving up Audis in favour of electric scooters. The University of Croydon's Sociology Department did the study after anecdotal evidence that oblivious idiots whizzing along the footpath were even more loathed than people who think a German brand is a substitute for a personality. Professor Amanda Tinnock said: "We often assume that a multiple property landlord in an Audi is the purest personification of an irredeemable person. But the way our cities have been swamped by knobs has changed

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