On this week's MediaScrap, Clarke Gayford gives a live-TV tutorial on a preferred physical activity.

On Breakfast, a toddler exhibits some dangerous behaviour, while over on Shortland Street, some basic cellphone ettiquette is ignored.

Plus, on Road Cops, a neighbourhood watchman gets serious when discussing the activities in his suburb.

Check out all the bizarre and hilarious moments from New Zealand television on this week's MediaScrap in the player above.