"Oh yeah, because he married a f***ing lunatic, that's why."
She went on: "Brad and Angelina always said they wouldn't get married until everyone could get married".
"And I always said I wouldn't get married until they got divorced, so I'm officially accepting proposals. I'm ready," Handler laughed.
Handler ended her scathing monologue with a sarcastic plea for privacy.
"But we should all respect their privacy during this very difficult time," she said.
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Jolie filed for divorce from Pitt this week, citing "irreconcilable differences", with reports swirling about Pitt's alleged infidelity with his Allied co-star Marion Cotillard, drug taking, and bad parenting.
Meantime, Aniston - whose marriage to Pitt ended when he left her for Jolie in 2005 - is said to be "sort of satisfied about Brad and Angelina's split".
"That's karma for you," Aniston reportedly said, according to Us Weekly.